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One of ''those'' socially incapacitating ailments forensically listed, or at least embalmed, by the [[Guild of Barber-Surgeons]] in their indispensable medical manual ''[[Household Medicine, Hair-Care and Simple Surgery]]''. | One of ''those'' socially incapacitating ailments forensically listed, or at least embalmed, by the [[Guild of Barber-Surgeons]] in their indispensable medical manual ''[[Household Medicine, Hair-Care and Simple Surgery]]''. | ||
''Signitus'' is the condition where a normal citizen of [[Ankh-Morpork]] is inclined to run away, at speed and in a state of horror, from | ''Signitus'' is the condition where a normal citizen of [[Ankh-Morpork]] is inclined to run away, at speed and in a state of horror, from anyone holding more than three books. Treatment is medicinal brandy administered orally. If this does not work, up the dose. | ||
[[Category: Discworld concepts]] | [[Category: Discworld concepts]] | ||
Latest revision as of 04:29, 20 February 2015
One of those socially incapacitating ailments forensically listed, or at least embalmed, by the Guild of Barber-Surgeons in their indispensable medical manual Household Medicine, Hair-Care and Simple Surgery.
Signitus is the condition where a normal citizen of Ankh-Morpork is inclined to run away, at speed and in a state of horror, from anyone holding more than three books. Treatment is medicinal brandy administered orally. If this does not work, up the dose.