A surfer and female impersonator from Worralorrasurfa who found it difficult to get his priorities right.
Had to back out of a tour with Petunia the Desert Princess after a nasty accident involving a surfboard, a ballgown, and a coral reef.
His place in the Petunias was taken by his sister Neilette. They were close and mutually understanding siblings: as children they used to play Mothers and Mothers together. Darleen and Letitia thought there'd be no worries about Neilette being in the group, as long as she hid her suspiciously small hands.