Professor of Recondite Phenomena
Feels able to "Toy fitfully with a little fruit" after the Megapode Hunt, i.e. ""Fetch the fruit trolley, Downbody, so I can stuff my face with as much sweetness as I fancy in accompaniment to the vastness of the amount of cheese I intend to eat".
"Recondite" meaning "obscure or hidden". Hidden phenomena - e.g. things that might happen but we don't know about them. Sounds a good job to me! Or perhaps it's obscure, or inexplicable phenomena - e.g. things that happen but can't be explained. At UU? He'd never rest! So not such a good job. Given the Wizards' general leaning towards hard work, I'm guessing it's the former.