Dismass

Witch of Lancre
Old Mother Dismass, as drawn by Matt Smith
Name	Old Mother Dismass
Race	Human
Age	elderly
Occupation	Witch
Physical appearance
Residence	Lancre
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Appearances
Books	Witches Abroad
Cameos	Wintersmith

Old Mother Dismass is an old witch who is highly gifted with second sight. However, the constant switching of her mind between past, present and future caused her to lose her anchorage to the real world. Therefore, she spends a lot of time in the past and the future, but very little time at the here and now. Trying to talk to her can be quite unnerving. "If you spoke to her in August she was probably still listening to you in March. It was best just to say something now and hope she'd pick it up next time her mind was passing through." It was when Granny Weatherwax, watching over the old witch, was asked to play Cripple Mister Onion that she obtained mastery of the game. It seems Old Mother Dismass was sufficiently anchored in the here and now at this point that she could predict an opponent's moves in the game. Old Mother Dismass appears in Witches Abroad and is mentioned in Wintersmith as a previous teacher/mentor of Tiffany Aching.

Intriguingly, there is a Dismass Row in Ankh-Morpork, leading off the Dark Gate and Long Wall. (square B5 on the The Compleat Ankh-Morporkmap).

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