Discworld Timeline 2.0
For Sources and information on how this timeline was formed see Talk:Discworld Timeline 2.0
| Date | Events |
| -100,000,000 UC | The proto-continent of Pangola is split into 2 vast land masses. Howondaland & Lauragatea |
| -30,000,000 UC | XXXX splits off from the larger continent of Lauragatea |
| -58,000 UC | Um is destroyed in the first war with the Ice Giants. Or alternatively by a volcano. Accounts vary. |
| -1282 UC | Latest re-founding of Ankh-Morpork |
| 1 UC | Battle of Koom Valley, Founding of Unseen University |
| 14 UC | Alberto Malich performs the Rite of AshkEnte backwards, enters Death's Domain and becomes his valet. |
| 498 UC | B'hrian Bloodaxe Crowned Low King of the dwarfs on the Scone of Stone |
| 709 UC | King Murune begins his reign of Lancre |
| 1200 UC | Lu-Tze is born. |
| 1500 UC | The second expedition departs to XXXX from Ankh-Morpork. |
| 1511 UC | Sir Gyles and Lady de Murforte starts construction of The de Murforte School for Gentlemen Assassins |
| 1512 UC | The de Murforte School for Gentlemen Assassins was officially opened |
| 1514 UC | Vampire, Queen Grimnir the Impaler begins her reign of Lancre |
| 1530 UC | King Cirone II Establish the first formal post-network and appoints the first ‘Master of the Posts’ |
| 1547 UC | The Brotherhood of Infernal Zoth, the Undying Renderer wiped out by a suspiciously localised earthquake. Site purchased by the Fools' Guild |
| 1561 UC | The Ankh-Morpork City Watch is founded |
| 1567 UC | The Fools Guild is founded by Monsieur Jean-Paul |
| 1572 UC | The first City Watch badge is made |
| 1576 UC | The de Murforte School for Gentlemen Assassins has its status elevated to that of a Guild and renamed: "the Royal Guild of Assasssins" |
| 1635 UC | The Ankh-Morpork Post Office building is opened |
| 1688 UC | The Battle of Ankh-Morpork ends the Monarchy |
| Century of the Three Lice | |
| 1802 UC | Methodia Rascal paints the Battle of Koom Valley |
| 1880 UC | The Diet of Bugs |
| 1882 UC | Small Gods |
| Century of the Fruitbat | |
| 1961 UC | Glorious Revolution |
| 1961~1971 UC | The Colour of Magic, The Light Fantastic |
| 1971 UC | Mort |
| 1982 UC | Moving Pictures, Reaper Man, Small Gods |
| 1985 UC | Guards! Guards!, Short Story:Theatre of Cruelty |
| 1986 UC | Men at Arms |
| 1987 UC | Feet of Clay, Soul Music |
| 1997 UC | Jingo, The Truth The first Clacks company is founded. The Ankh-Morpork Times is founded. |
| 1998 UC | The Fifth Elephant |
| 1999 UC | Thief of Time, Night Watch, The Wee Free Men |
| Century of the Anchovy | |
| 2000 UC | Going Postal, Thud!, A Hat Full of Sky, Book:Where's My Cow? Ankh-Morpork Post Office re-opens. |
| 2001 UC | Making Money, Wintersmith |
| 2004 UC | I Shall Wear Midnight |
| 2005 UC | Snuff |
| 2006 UC | Raising Steam |
| 2007 UC | The Shepherd's Crown |